Watching Maury

{ June 19, 2006 @ 9:15 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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What a fucking whore.   WHAT A FUCKING WHORE.

 

So, I'm watching Maury and they trot this 17 year old girl onto the stage because she has this amazing secret that she needs to reveal to her fiancé.   First of all, being 17 and engaged is fucked up in the first place but the whole story just makes for absolute brilliance.

 

The fiancé comes out onto the stage and the girl is of course crying.  These 2 are such inbred looking, white trash pieces of crap I'm already salivating at what is going to happen.   Anyway, she breaks the news that their 10 month old son may not be his.  This isn't very shocking as that's what the show is about so I knew that was coming.   However, she apparently cheated with EIGHT OTHER GUYS around the time of conception.  What is that, like maybe a couple of weeks time span they can narrow it down to?   This woman is by no means attractive either.  I'd give her a 2, MAYBE.  I bet she had a train pulled on her at some party.   Choo choo!

 

The fiancé is of course completely tore up and falls on the floor crying and holding his head.  He gets back on the chair and the girl asks him if he can ever forgive her.   Immediately, he says "It's OK, I love you" and they engage in a passionate kiss.

 

WHAT THE FUCK?  What a fucking pussy.  This makes me realize everything that I love about our country.   We let people like this live.  Turns out he's the father of the kid too.  This type of shit disgusts and delights me at the same time.   Is there something wrong with me?

 

But here's the thing.  What about the kid?  I love how everyone in the audience let's out an 'AWWWW' when they see the picture of the kid on the screen.   Seriously though, this was also one ugly ass kid.  Anyway, what chance does this kid really have?  His mother is a 17 year old whore and his father is a complete pussy.   The kid is 10 months old and his life is already over.  How are they going to support a child?  I'm sure my money will be helping them in one way or another.

 

I say we euthanize the entire family.  I wish I had pictures of these people so that you could see how ugly they are.

I love Ann Coulter!

{ June 13, 2006 @ 2:17 am } · { Politics }
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Isn't Ann Coulter hot?

The way she wears those hot dresses and talks a lot of bullshit about people so that she can get on TV and make us guys look at her and say "holy shit is she hot" and "damn, she looks hot holding that handgun".  Let's face it, hot chics with guns are super sexy!

In all serious, this broad has bigger balls than any guy that I know.  After seeing the footage of her talking to Matt Lauer on the Today Show, it's obvious that she either cannot possibly believe what she is saying or she is suffering advanced stages of Imacrazybitch Syndrome.  Some jackass on Larry King was saying that Ann Coulter's comments on the 9/11 widows was nothing more than satire.  Although conservative republicans always seem to have an interesting way to pick up their dogshit, there is no way she can be considered satirical.

No matter what you think of her personality, however, I guarantee that any male out there would want to have sex with her for one reason or another.  Either you just want to fuck the hell out of her from behind and spank her ass cuz she's all naughty and shit.  Yanking on her hair while chewing on a piece of gum.  Then, you cum in her hair and stick the gum around the cum so that both are stuck in her hair and she has to cut out cummy gum.  OR, you actually like her and want to start a nice Christian family in an all white gated community.

  Meow.